Discover Which Stone Performers Suck In Sleep And Which Ones Tend To Be Hung Like Horses (Based On Some Anonymous Groupies On Reddit)
Enjoyable Reddit threat alarm! Redditor Bhighkin put a call off to the previous groupies of Reddit to express their own NSFW sexcapdes with rock stars. Just what ensued were a bunch of unreliable, friend-of-a-friend, hookup stories-turned complete Reddit fuckery featuring Darius Rucker of Hootie and also the Blowfish, Chad Kroeger, John Mayer, Eddie Vedder, Harry types, DMX’s mother (!) and a few more well-known pees just who aren’t even rockstars. Discover the truth whom likes “rough anal“, who is way into buttholes, who’s asexual, and that has a large dick, it is often too lost receive right up. I’ve provided some tidbits after the hop.
“A lady I once had an upon again, down again fling with had sex with Darius Rucker (hootie from hootie in addition to blowfish). She mentioned he had been an excellent lay, a perfect guy, plus performed to her each day while he generated the girl breakfast. On The Road out the guy thanked the lady if you are a good host and mentioned she have a gorgeous quarters.”
“friend of a roommate’s mom banged DMX. we had gotten his wide variety from the lady cell phone but their answering equipment message got just him barking for 30 seconds.”
“At the dance club we work at in the past (perhaps five) kid stone was available in one night after playing the downtown area. Better he struck it off with one performer called Destiny. They returned to their journey coach, in which they had gotten banged up and performed they deed. She allegedly strung aside with your for per 
week. And it seems that the guy enjoys rough anal. Very there’s that.”
“Mid 90s I was on the highway somewhat with Eddie Vedder. Absolutely nothing intimate eve taken place between all of us. He had been really very tame and mellow. Didnt incorporate medicines, drink excessive, and had been form of asexual.We used to simply talk about the meaning of lifetime all night on end.”
“My friend’s relative dated Derek Jeter for a while and had keys to their suite. According to the story she joined one-day to find your butt ass naked on his settee enjoying highlights of himself and thumping his chest together with fist saying ‘YEAH JEETS, YEAH JEETS.’”
“i am aware a female which regularly attach with Chad Kroeger from Nickelback all the time.
Said he could be strung like a horse which kinda pisses me down.”
“A pal of my personal banged Stephen Jenkins, the lead artist of Third vision Blind. She ended up being forward row at a concert during the college she went to.. The guy informed her ahead backstage after the tv series and chose 2 different haphazard women also. After getting a close look at them, the guy chose this lady and grabbed her to his trailer. I heard it actually was wet in which he was REALLY banged up (but what do you anticipate??)”
“we worked as a barmaid in several bars in Camden city for five age with regards to got indie main, and so I have got to hold off with lots of bands…Julian Casablancas keeps a giant penis but is generally as well fucked to obtain difficult.”
“I’ve generated a throwaway because One path fans terrify me. I’m from NY and was actually back in chelsea on split from university up north. We visited my personal favorite cupcake store and ran into Harry types. (You don’t reach become a 20 year old united states lady without acknowledging the group people in one movement.) We tipped your off the red velvet cupcakes comprise the very best of the whole lot and made an exit. This store is on a pretty quiet street (among old cobbled types: the few the satisfied), and so I transformed around whenever I heard “excuse myself.” There was clearly Harry, advised cupcake at your fingertips. He went to the block beside me there ended up being an automobile waiting for him. I imagined honestly about merely supposed house, but i was convinced this was the kind of adventure that doesn’t happen two times, so I have in as he offered. We drove available for a long time behind tinted screens mentioning casually, and in the end wound up at their resorts. The guy got with a security guy that had been resting right in front chair and told the motorist to capture me a couple blocks aside, providing myself guidelines discover his handler during the lodge. It actually was frankly surreal and that I considered he was getting a little bit absurd until I saw the literal mob of teenage girls at the front doorway. We worked my ways through the crowd (no person stopped myself because I wasn’t with Harry.) Interestingly, their slightly vague information panned completely and I wound up inside the suite. We had great talks, great gender, and excellent champagne, from which point he must leave for a few part of his tasks, so I lead outside of the lodge outside after dark mob of lovers. It had been a very unconventional enjoy, and eventually I feel detrimental to him after witnessing most of the fumes and mirrors that gone into a casual afternoon. The guy appeared like a good guy, and I expect he’s doing well, but We have no wish to have a repeat. I’m a truly private people and have always been not willing to do the danger of my personal label or photo leaking…oh my personal jesus how many manhood specific inquiries. He previously a slightly bigger than ordinary (if you ask me, which in all honesty is not vast) dick. It had beenn’t sealed in sparkle and it also didn’t smell like sunflowers, merely a fairly typical penis that he place to very good incorporate.”
“One evening, John Mayer rolling through city during one of his true tours. After his tv show, said friend of ex-girlfriend made the girl way back period and have asked to hold with John. Once again, it is the woman thing and she’s great at. Fairly uneventful shit up until now, but apparently sooner or later through the encounter this lady and John began to find out fairly seriously. This sooner or later lead to, when you look at the temperature of the moment, John tilting into this girl’s ear and whispering, “Let me personally see your fucking butthole”. Word-for-word, this really is (apparently) that which was mentioned. I don’t determine if said butthole is ever demonstrated to Mr. Mayer, but I’d like to believe it actually was.”
“I became at a John Mayer show and me personally and a pal are asked backstage to ‘hang on.’ Whenever we got back around the guy questioned united states whenever we are fine with him fisting either of us. Once We said no, the guy chuckled at you, known as united states unattractive, and kicked united states .”
“Not me, but i understand of two ladies who have a threesome with Thom Yorke in 2008.
Apparently he had been at a crude spot with his wife/girlfriend but they’re nevertheless along so possibly everything is better now. They squeezed into following party following back into Thom’s lodge. The guy loves Asian babes. One of several babes was actually Asian, and 20 something, one other was actually a blonde 40 some thing who was bi and would connect with all the Asian woman which their sweetheart didn’t notice. The boyfriend is actually a reasonably popular artist themselves that taped records of Radiohead handles and which themselves are an admirer, therefore presumably he had been great together with the hookup. Thom stated he’d write a track for her, and Lotus rose was the end result. The other band customers don’t trick in on the highway, and Thom doesn’t that frequently, evidently.”
